God's Littlest Treasures

GO HERE NOW

2011-05-30T20:09:00.001-05:00

http://www.etsy.com/shop/eroticdecay?ref=pr_shop

^__^

2011-03-29T15:03:00.000-05:00

2011-03-28T13:15:00.000-05:00

weavetron.tumblr.com

2011-03-28T10:57:00.000-05:00

i created a tumblr.

CONOR OBERST. BRIGHT EYES. SOS. S&M.

2011-03-27T21:01:00.002-05:00

WHY AM I SO OBSESSED WITH CONOR OBERST?

IS THERE A HOTLINE OR SOMETHING THAT I CAN CALL FOR HELP?

2011-03-27T18:32:00.001-05:00

2011-03-27T16:50:00.005-05:00

2011-03-27T16:50:00.003-05:00

I MISS

2011-03-27T16:50:00.001-05:00

downgrading to tumblr?

2011-03-27T15:31:00.001-05:00

day drinking. cuz i can. also. no bitch gets me like my girl rihanna.

2011-03-27T14:59:00.000-05:00

2011-03-27T00:26:00.000-05:00

SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THIS STOP. I have no self control and I'm getting really annoyed with myself. Help me, please.

2011-03-27T00:22:00.002-05:00

Sick/Sad

2011-03-26T21:52:00.003-05:00

t.A.T.u. - All The Things She Said

2011-03-26T14:26:00.000-05:00

Iowa City tiiiime

2011-03-26T01:53:00.001-05:00

2011-03-26T01:40:00.001-05:00

2011-03-25T11:03:00.001-05:00

ahh. childhood.

2011-03-24T23:03:00.005-05:00

My jack off crystal needs recharged. Any takers?

2011-03-24T22:37:00.001-05:00

someone sell me drugs

2011-03-24T14:58:00.005-05:00

I hope you get well soon.

I don't think I've ever said that before with such seriousness.

Please, get better.

My head can't handle your illness anymore.

What's wrong with my eye? Why does my wrist look like I have rope burns on it?

2011-03-24T14:56:00.000-05:00

Funniest Picture Ever

2011-03-24T00:57:00.001-05:00

2011-03-24T00:15:00.001-05:00

“I drink to stay warm, and to kill selected memories...”

I WANT TO LIVE IN IOWA CITY

2011-03-23T23:10:00.002-05:00

Bright Eyes SXSW

2011-03-23T21:53:00.001-05:00

The entire Bright Eyes show from SXSW was recorded and I've been listening to the entire 2 hour set on repeat all night. Bringin' back the good ole days.

2011-03-23T21:35:00.003-05:00

Since when is it okay for school counselors to harass students? I have received so many calls. I don't want to come in and talk about my shitty mid term grades.

I don't want to go to school anymore.

I don't want to work ever again.

gahh

2011-03-23T21:21:00.004-05:00

Last Conor Oberst obsession post. I promise?

2011-03-23T16:04:00.003-05:00

2011-03-23T16:01:00.000-05:00

NEW CRYSTALS

2011-03-23T15:36:00.005-05:00

2011-03-23T15:36:00.003-05:00

2011-03-23T15:36:00.001-05:00

2011-03-23T15:35:00.001-05:00

Lay off ladies, Jack's mine.

2011-03-23T13:06:00.003-05:00

wiener wednesday ~~~

2011-03-23T11:43:00.001-05:00

2011-03-23T01:43:00.000-05:00

Andre 3000 is vegan. #WINNING

LOL WUT (still #WINNING)

2011-03-23T01:40:00.000-05:00

Is it Minneapolis yet?

2011-03-23T00:40:00.001-05:00

Bright Eyes - falling out of love at this volume

2011-03-22T11:44:00.000-05:00

Cleanse Song- Bright Eyes

2011-03-22T11:40:00.000-05:00

sometimes they're red, sometimes they're black, no biggie!

2011-03-22T11:26:00.000-05:00

yaaa boyfriend you look gooood

2011-03-22T11:24:00.000-05:00

2011-03-22T11:21:00.001-05:00

2011-03-22T11:19:00.001-05:00

2011-03-22T11:14:00.003-05:00

CLASSIC SCHOOL DAY

2011-03-22T11:11:00.002-05:00

Some fucker that looks like Santa just hushed me in the library for being too loud. Apparently my quiet laughter was interrupting his FIRE ARM MAGAZINE.

2011-03-22T01:23:00.001-05:00

2011-03-22T01:09:00.001-05:00

Well, the concepts of heaven and hell, aren't they just a way to keep us all behaving?

I guess it depends on who you talk to.

night ya'll

2011-03-22T00:53:00.000-05:00

sucker

2011-03-22T00:43:00.002-05:00

traces of what?

2011-03-22T00:43:00.001-05:00

sydney, did you make this?

2011-03-22T00:42:00.002-05:00

SUPERM00N

2011-03-22T00:42:00.001-05:00

T>G>I>M>

2011-03-21T15:21:00.000-05:00

2011-03-21T13:39:00.001-05:00

2011-03-21T13:37:00.001-05:00

HAA

2011-03-21T13:36:00.001-05:00

2011-03-21T13:34:00.001-05:00

ya ya ya ya

2011-03-21T13:29:00.001-05:00

IOWA CITY TONIGHT

2011-03-21T13:24:00.001-05:00

2011-03-21T13:17:00.001-05:00

Daddy can I go on top? Can I go on top of the trailer? I swear to God I’ll be careful

lyk if u cryd

2011-03-21T12:44:00.008-05:00

2011-03-21T12:30:00.002-05:00

why is it that i only feel good when i'm driving away from this place? i could be driving straight to hell and i would be happy about it.

2011-03-21T00:37:00.001-05:00

ROUND TWO MOTHER F!%^&^%$#

2011-03-21T00:20:00.000-05:00

2011-03-20T23:25:00.001-05:00

one day

2011-03-20T23:24:00.000-05:00

relevant.

2011-03-20T20:04:00.001-05:00

You stand near the sink
While you're mixing a drink
You think you don't want to pass out
Where your roommates will find you again
Stumble around the neighborhood with nothing to do
You're always looking for something
To sniff, smoke, or swallow
Calling over next door to see what they got
But you would settle for anything
That would make your brain slow down or stop

i wish i knew

2011-03-20T19:56:00.000-05:00

Death may come, invisible
Or in a holy wall of fire
In the breath between the markers
On some black I-80 mile

From the madness of the governments
To the vengeance of the sea
Everything is eclipsed
By the shape of destiny

So love me now
Hell is coming
Just kiss my mouth
Hell is here

Little soldier, little insect
You know war, it has no heart
It will kill you in the sunshine
Or just as happily in the dark

Well, kindness is a card game
Or a bent-up cigarette
In the trenches, in the hard rain
With the bullet and a bet

He says help me out
Hell is coming
Could you do it now?
Hell is here

Do you see the sterile soil
Poisoned sky, yellow water
The final scraps of life
Bringing new tears

Wake, baby, wake
Leave that blanket around you
There's no where we're safe

I'm leaving this place
But there's nothing
I'm planning to take

Just you

Just you
Just you
Just you
Just you

2011-03-20T15:11:00.004-05:00

blah blah blah

2011-03-19T22:25:00.003-05:00

just read an article that said bright eyes is no more.

i don't think this day could get any worse.

i worked all day.

my sister is a fucking retard.

this asshole dog won't stop yelping long enough so i can fall asleep.

i have to work at 6 am.

the bath tub just turned on by itself.

i want to go home.

yesterday i got a letter in the mail.

i thought it was good mail until i realized it was from my school stating that i'm on academic watch.

my grades aren't even that bad and they're getting better.

i move out so soon.

no one wants to travel with me which means i have to go by myself.

why won't conor oberst hang out with me?

i'm allergic to everything now.

i want a new life. really, really badly.

this wiener is too long

2011-03-18T23:43:00.001-05:00

blueprint to the new life is lookin g00d, pal.

2011-03-18T23:36:00.002-05:00

Conor Oberst, Milk Thistle - Acoustic Live

2011-03-17T23:03:00.000-05:00

No One Would Riot For Less By Bright Eyes

2011-03-17T22:59:00.000-05:00

I'm not a gamble, you can count on me to split.

2011-03-17T13:03:00.003-05:00

I just took the first real shower in about 3 days.

I didn't want to do it because I'd have to wash Conor Oberst off my hand/face.

Counting down the days until I see them again in April.

I could sleep forever.

I could sleep in my car forever.

This week I learned that I could live without a lot of things.

I can pack a week of necessities into one backpack now.

If I could have one thing it would be Conor Oberst.

Last night I got pulled over for speeding/ignoring various traffic laws because I was still thinking about the concert.

How did I get away with it? I just got a warning.

I can't wait to hear if my car is broken.

Best road trip ever.

Ever.

EVER,

THERE IS NOTHING TO DO IN CHAMPAIGN ILLINOIS WTF

2011-03-16T12:55:00.003-05:00

booyah

2011-03-16T12:54:00.001-05:00

TODAY I feel like I'm not a girl, not yet a woman.

2011-03-16T12:40:00.003-05:00

Bright Eyes in 8 hours.

Slept in car.

Frozen yogurt.

Tired.

WalMart.

Steve and Shirley's diner.

Max population 1000.

Tractors.

Shower in gas station.

Cockroach free.

Coffee boy.

Can't wait to see Conor Oberst.

Day One goes like this:

2011-03-15T08:05:00.004-05:00

Yesterday we couldn't find a nice enough mexican to let us stay at their La Quinta so we checked into the hostel downtown. We have three roommates and one that sleeps right next to us. We were trying to be quiet all night not to wake her up but I woke up to some dude coming in from the shower and now he's changing right next to me. God I love Chicago.

Last night we went to a show and saw Lez Bobo and Friends. I think maybe Brittany is a lil les bobo for that clown ifyaknowwhatimean. Then we saw some horrible rapper that looked like the guy from Die Antwoord. Just kidding, she looked like Hulk Hogan. I counted 37 lesbians that looked like Justin Bieber.

On the subway we found the love of my life. Hopefully that happens again at least 20 more times. We're eating pizza today! We couldn't last night because everything was closed and all we had was a bag of Cheetos and a little debbie snack that had about 700 calories in it. Usually I don't pay any attention to that but I couldn't bring myself to eat that heart attack in a bag.

I am about to shower in the hostel. I'm scared. Do you get completely naked or what?

chicago bound in 7 hours.

2011-03-14T00:59:00.006-05:00

conor oberst on wednesday...yummmmo

2011-03-14T00:29:00.001-05:00

what happened to alexa chung?

2011-03-14T00:25:00.000-05:00

CONOR OBERST IN 3 DAYS

2011-03-14T00:23:00.003-05:00

l o l

2011-03-13T14:41:00.000-05:00

2011-03-13T00:18:00.002-06:00

Chicago tomorrow. #WINNING

2011-03-13T00:01:00.002-06:00

my human sex teacher. how cute is she!?!?

2011-03-12T23:59:00.000-06:00

Sunrise, Sunset.

2011-03-12T00:48:00.003-06:00

I would like these, please.

2011-03-12T00:47:00.001-06:00

It's Saturday and it means absolutely nothing to me.

2011-03-12T00:17:00.001-06:00

Charlie Sheen #1 Dad

2011-03-11T00:41:00.006-06:00

3 days until MEN. 5 days until BRIGHT EYES.

Dedicated to my #1 Charlie Sheen goddess: Alex Churchill

2011-03-10T13:38:00.001-06:00

2011-03-10T01:25:00.001-06:00

In a text message to People Tuesday, Sheen said, "Put yourself in my shoes for one warlock nanosecond. At some point there is nothing to say. Only war to wage . . . The winds are howling tonight. The gods are hungry. The beast is alive. And awake. And deadly.
"

2011-03-10T01:22:00.000-06:00

So, you've just been fired from the No. 1 comedy on television, losing out on tens of millions of dollars. What do you do? Well, if Charlie Sheen is any indication, you take to the rooftops so you can be photographed wielding a machete and chugging a bottle labelled "Tiger Blood.
"

Now you know: Charlie Sheen

2011-03-10T01:20:00.000-06:00

Tattoos

Mr. Sheen throughout his adult life always decorated his skin with multiple tattoos. As of March 2011, Mr. Sheen has at least 11 known tattoos: on his chest the words 'Death from Above' above a depiction of a drop of blood falling on a red apple^[41], word 'WINNING' on underside of left wrist, fire breathing dragon's head with eye glasses, Japanese Deity and protector of youth, stingray, open zipper with an eyeball peeking out, acronym 'CM-EMA', burning Marlboro cigarette, Charlie Brown with 'MOM' in a word-bubble, tattooed note pinned to his chest with words 'Back in 15 minutes' and a Yankees logo.^[

2011-03-08T21:08:00.003-06:00

Sex test today!

2011-03-08T11:28:00.003-06:00

1.Behaviors that are not statistically typical of American sexual behaviors are referred to as sexual:

A. deviance.

B. abnormality.

C. variations.

D. orientation.

2.The one common trait among all people with paraphilia is:

A. disconnection from a loving, consensual relationship with another adult.

B. a preference for sexual relations with children rather than with adults.

C. that they enjoy inflicting pain on others.

D. a preference for same-sex partners.

3.Which of the following is a pseudoscientific term?

A. fetishism

B. nymphomania

C. pedophilia

D. autoerotic asphyxia

4.Which of these is NOT a form of domination and submission?

A. bondage and discipline

B. humiliation

C. kennelism

D. fetishism

5.Gene and Joan find domination and submission to be sexually arousing. We would expect that what is fundamental to their sexual activity is:

A. inflicting pain on each other.

B. the dominator inflicting pain on the submissive.

C. the illusion of control played out in their sexual scenes.

D. the control that the dominator has over the submissive.

6.Fetishism is defined by:

A. sexual attraction to objects.

B. obsessive sexual fantasies.

C. sexual addiction.

D. ritualistic sexual behavior.

7. Geoffrey can only become sexually aroused if he dresses in his wife’s bra and panties. Geoffrey is a:

A. homosexual.

B. transsexual.

C. transgendered individual.

D. transvestite.

8.Sexual pleasure derived from contact with urine is known as:

A. klismophilia.

B. urophilia.

C. coprophilia.

D. partialism.

9.Which of the following is considered a coercive paraphilia?

A. domination and submission

B. fetishism

C. transvestism

D. voyeurism

10.Anika is studying human sexuality. In answer to her question, “How do you differentiate coercive from noncoercive paraphilias?” you correctly respond:

A. “Individuals engaging in coercive paraphilias are older.”

B. “Coercive paraphilias involve victimization and cause harm to others.”

C. “Coercive paraphilias involve more than one other person.”

D. “Individuals who initiate coercive paraphilias are usually men, while those who initiate noncoercive paraphilias are usually women.”

11.What distinguishes voyeurism from more commonplace forms of viewing sexual activity?

A. using mirrors to view sexual activity

B. videotaping and viewing couples having sex

C. the secretive nature of the viewing

D. being able to rub against the nonconsenting victim

12.Cole has recurrent intense sexual urges and sexually arousing fantasies of sexual activity with prepubescent children. He fondles his victims’ genitals, but he does not have intercourse with them. Cole would be diagnosed as a:

A. pedophile.

B. child abuser.

C. child sexual abuser.

D. child molester.

13.Which statement concerning same-sex pedophilia is NOT correct?

A. The pedophiles’ desire feels “natural” to them.

B. Pedophiles find children appealing because the children are gentle and truthful.

C. Pedophiles characterize the relationship as romantic love rather than casual sex.

D. Most same-sex pedophiles are homosexuals.

14. Women are most likely to engage in which of the paraphilias?

A. fetishism

B. masochism

C. voyeurism

D. pedophilia

15. Autoerotic asphyxia is:

A. caused by obsessive masturbation.

B. an atypical nonparaphilic behavior.

C. a sadistic practice of masturbating while strangling a victim.

D. caused by trying to cut off oxygen to the brain during masturbation to height arousal and orgasm.

True/False

1. Variant sexual behavior refers to any nonreproductive sexual activity.

A. True

B. False

2. People with a paraphilia may engage in sexual activities other than the paraphilic behavior.

A. True

B. False

3. Nymphomania is a serious form of paraphilia.

A. True

B. False

4. The amount of pain inflicted in domination and submission is controlled by the submissive partner.

A. True

B. False

5. Most fetishes and partialisms cause harm to others.

A. True

B. False

6. Exhibitionists usually only expose themselves to strangers or near strangers.

A. True

B. False

7. True zoophilia occurs only when animals are the preferred sexual contact regardless of other sexual outlets being available.

A. True

B. False

8. The recommended way for responding to an obscene telephone call is to act shocked and angry.

A. True

B. False

9. Pedophilia is the same thing as child molestation.

A. True

B. False

10. Most rapes are committed by sexual sadists.

A. True

B. False

Nirvana - Lithium

2011-03-08T11:20:00.000-06:00

God's Littlest Treasures

GO HERE NOW

^__^

CONOR OBERST. BRIGHT EYES. SOS. S&M.

I MISS

downgrading to tumblr?

day drinking. cuz i can. also. no bitch gets me like my girl rihanna.

SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THIS STOP. I have no self control and I'm getting really annoyed with myself. Help me, please.

Sick/Sad

t.A.T.u. - All The Things She Said

Iowa City tiiiime

ahh. childhood.

My jack off crystal needs recharged. Any takers?

someone sell me drugs

What's wrong with my eye? Why does my wrist look like I have rope burns on it?

Funniest Picture Ever

I WANT TO LIVE IN IOWA CITY

Bright Eyes SXSW

gahh

Last Conor Oberst obsession post. I promise?

NEW CRYSTALS

Lay off ladies, Jack's mine.

wiener wednesday *~*~*~*

LOL WUT (still #WINNING)

Is it Minneapolis yet?

Bright Eyes - falling out of love at this volume

Cleanse Song- Bright Eyes

sometimes they're red, sometimes they're black, no biggie!

yaaa boyfriend you look gooood

CLASSIC SCHOOL DAY

night ya'll

sucker

traces of what?

sydney, did you make this?

SUPERM00N

T>G>I>M>

HAA

ya ya ya ya

IOWA CITY TONIGHT

lyk if u cryd

ROUND TWO MOTHER F!%^&^%$#

one day

relevant.

i wish i knew

blah blah blah

this wiener is too long

blueprint to the new life is lookin g00d, pal.

Conor Oberst, Milk Thistle - Acoustic Live

No One Would Riot For Less By Bright Eyes

I'm not a gamble, you can count on me to split.

THERE IS NOTHING TO DO IN CHAMPAIGN ILLINOIS WTF

booyah

TODAY I feel like I'm not a girl, not yet a woman.

Day One goes like this:

chicago bound in 7 hours.

conor oberst on wednesday...yummmmo

what happened to alexa chung?

CONOR OBERST IN 3 DAYS

l o l

Chicago tomorrow. #WINNING

my human sex teacher. how cute is she!?!?

Sunrise, Sunset.

I would like these, please.

It's Saturday and it means absolutely nothing to me.

Charlie Sheen #1 Dad

Dedicated to my #1 Charlie Sheen goddess: Alex Churchill

Now you know: Charlie Sheen

Tattoos

Sex test today!

Nirvana - Lithium

wiener wednesday ~~~